im too funny

I found this when i was organizing my hard drive.. im too funny :P



INT. BEDROOM. NIGHT
It's a pretty dark room, clothes, and bed sheets are spewed across the floor, a young man is fast a sleep with his favourite stuffed white gorilla in his arms. A man dressed in all black is creeping slowly towards the bed.

MAN
Ahahaha.. this is gonna be sooo awesome!

The man, quickly grabs the stuffed gorilla, and leaves a note in place of the gorilla. He slowly walks out of the room.

INT. BEDROOM. DAY
The sun is creeping threw the bedroom window and onto the young mans face, squinting his eyes, he notices something is missing. He looks in his arms, Bill his favourite stuffed white gorilla is missing.

CORY
What the... where the hell is Bill!, I swear he was rigth here.. Bill?, Bill where are you?...

Cory is searching his whole room for Bill, throwing bed sheets and clothes more so around his room. There is no sign of Bill. Deciding that maybe Bill went for a walk, or maybe he thought he had Bill in bed with him but didnt and left Bill at school. Then he spots a piece of paper on his bed, he picks it up but doesn't read it, he throws it in his back pack.

CORY (CONT'D)
Hmmm what to wear, not the hot dog suit Ashley hates it and will be all pissy.. Ouu this will work.

Cory throws on his cowboy hate, his favourite Sam Roberts t-shirt, his blue jeans and his bush jacket. He takes one look over his room to see if he can spot Bill. Still no Bill. Cory heads out the door and runs to catch the bus.

INT. MULTIMEDIA LABS
Cory enters the multimedia labs looking in every corner and behind computers looking for Bill. No sign of Bill at all, Cory spots Adam.

CORY
Hey Adam, have you seen Bill around the labs at all? I think I may have left him here yesterday, because he's not at home.

ADAM
Nah man, haven't seen him, did you check everywhere?

CORY
Yea I did, and hes no where to be found, all I found was this peice of paper
Cory digs into his back pack and pulls out the peice of paper, and opens it, he hands it to Adam. Adam reads the paper.

ADAM
"Dear Cory, if you ever want to see Bill again, you have to give me Ashley alive, meet me in the court yard at 5pm today with Ashley in hand." Dude thats creepy, are you gonna do it?

CORY
Well first Ashley isn't going to come with me if I tell her too, and second, its a lie.

ADAM
I don't think its a lie, this is real. I can help you find Bill, Im good at this stuff, you know I have my own detective office here in the labs.

CORY
I didn't know that...

Cory accepts Adam's help. Adam scoots over to a computer and Cory follows, Adam shows Cory on the computer how their going to find Bill, Cory nods with excitement because he's going to find Bill.

INT. STUDENT LOUNGE
Cory and Adam, and handing out papers to the variety of students who walk by. On these papers there is a picture of Bill, stating he is missing and a contact number if one finds him.

CORY
I don't think this is working Adam, people are looking at us, like I'm crazy.

ADAM
Who cares what they think, this is your best friend missing, I'm sure if this happened to them they'd be doing the same thing.

CORY
Yea, but their best friend isn't a stuffed gorilla.
After handing out all the papers. Adam has a idea.

ADAM
Maybe the janitor found Bill in the labs and threw him into the garbage?.

CORY
That sounds like a stupid reason, but you might be right.. lets go check out the dumpster!

Cory and Adam, head outside to the dumpster.

EXT. DUMPSTER
Cory and Adam are standing outside this big green bin.

ADAM
I'm not going in there, it's your gorilla, you go in.

CORY
Uhh... I don't know, I'm kinda scared... but it's for Bill...

Cory hops into the dumpster, its full of ripped garbage bags, and the smell is just horrible.

CORY (CONT'D)
Oh god, it smells bad, I think I'm gonna barf... I dont think Bill is in here.

ADAM
Just look, hes gotta be in there...

Cory digs around, he cant see Bill any where, plus hes getting covered in food that people didn't finish yesterday night. Cory hops out of the dumpster covered in food. Adam has a look of disgust on his face.

CORY
Last time I ever do this!

INT. MULTIMEDIA LABS
Cory and Adam are back in the labs. Cory is sulking at the computer talking to Ashley via facebook chat, telling her of his what happened. Adam is playing tetris on the computer, he gets up and leaves the labs. The clock up ahead says 4:30pm. Cory turns his attention to Adam as he leaves the room.

CORY
Why is he in such a hurry?

Cory looks up and notices its almost 5, he decides hes going to go to the court yard and figures if he can he'll beat the guy up with a stick and save Bill. Cory signs off of facebook and heads out the door.

EXT. COURT YARD
Leaves are falling off the trees. Its windy outside. Cory is standing by himself in the middle of the court yard, hes still covered in food, he has a stick in one hand. He takes a look at his watch is 5:00.

CORY
I hope this guy shows up..

Cory spots something in the corner of his eye, he looks over he sees Adam.

CORY (CONT'D)
Adam.. What are you doing here? Im confused..

ADAM
Oh you know why I'm here..

CORY
No, I don't know why your here, please refresh my memory..

ADAM
Well, lately you've been pretty rude to me, deleting me off of Facebook, ignoring me to hang out with the girls.. All around you've been an ass.. So, I took something of yours.

CORY
YOU DIDN'T!

Adam pulls Bill from behind his back and holds him up.

ADAM
Yea, thats right, I took Bill!

Adam reaches into his pocket and grabs a lighter, he takes the lighter and flicks it, a flame starts. He takes this flame to Bill. Bill is on fire.

CORY
NOOOOOO Bill... Adam you bitch!

Cory lunges for Adam. Their on the ground, Cory has tears from his eyes, Adam has a evil grin on his face. Bill is up in flames, slowly turning into ashes.

CORY (CONT'D)
I can't believe you just did that, I'm gonna kill you!

ADAM
Lies.. All lies, you couldn't hurt a fly even if you tired.

Cory reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pencil, he takes this pencil and jabs it into Adams chest. Adam stops moving, blood is pouring out of his chest. Cory has killed Adam.

CORY
Ah crap.

Cory takes Adam's body and covers it with the fallen leaves. He takes a look over where Bill's burnt corpse is, he kneels down. A tear is slowly falling down his check, it lands in the pile of ashes. Bill is gone, Cory is upset, he gets up, and walks back to the labs.

THE END.